I don’t ever take screenshots of tweets and post them on tumblr, but damn, I’m feeling this. [x]
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
(Source: deadlyart, via ixnayonthepoliticaltalk-ay)
Hype in full effect right now
#finally a good spiderverse book
Edge of Spider-verse #5 (of 5)
Synopsis and unlettered preview, courtesy of Comic Book Resources;
“In a futurist city fairly different from the New York we are familiar with, our version of Spider-Man takes the shape of a government project: SP//dr,” says Gerard Way, in an interview with Marvel.com “SP//dr is comprised of three vital components: a pilot, a machine, and a radioactive sentient spider acting as one half of the brain that makes it all work. Peni Parker is a young girl, who, left parentless, is adopted by her Aunt May and Uncle Ben, the two heads of the SP//dr project. When they realize Peni is the only one who can successfully pair with SP//dr, they make the unorthodox decision to train her as SP//dr’s newest pilot.”
I love that panel with the spider symbol representing Spider-sense!
Gerard Way’s writing is awesome and never disappoints so I’m hype as shit for this.
Basically Evangelion, but I don’t care cus spiderman mech
Astronomical Headline Bait
"New discovery defies the laws of physics!"
"Nearby star will explode any day now!"
"Astronomers close to discovering alien life!"
"Future asteroid impact may wipe out life on Earth!"
"Supermoon may effect—"
"NASA’s new quantum drive—"
"GAMMA RAY BURSTS MIGHT—"
"POSSIBLE PROOF OF LIFE ON—"
Can someone please explain why Carl Sagan wouldn’t be the most stoked about these things? kkkk thx bai
"I love science, and it pains me to think that so many are terrified of the subject or feel that choosing science means you cannot also choose compassion, or the arts, or be awed by nature. Science is not meant to cure us of mystery, but to reinvent and reinvigorate it."
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Squatting Bald Man takes second favorite